shit anal

when someone is plowing your ass and you shit on their dick

yeah dude the other day i shit analed on tyler’s kevin’s dick.

by P3N15 F4C3 N1993R H34D 8====D April 28, 2019

SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019

Shit

The stuff that comes out of your anus

Johnny: I took a shit.
Jim: Ok

by Shittits2468 April 30, 2019

Shit

It’s the best word to use it’s not a swear word shit simply means beautiful

Wow your shit

by Florenceeee May 1, 2019

Shit

The stuff Hana uses to clog the toilet

This shit is still here!?

by I’m going to hell May 7, 2019

Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

shit talks

When a new relationship seems to be going amazingly, then your partner suddenly wants to have heavy chats about something utterly trivial and they make out it's a dealbreaker issue.

Person one: "How's everything going with that hot mess?"
Person two: "Oh dude, it's bliss... But she wants to have shit talks on Sunday, about cat shampoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

by SamsonBear May 8, 2019