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Cheap Wank

When one has simply nothing better to do than masterbate so they choose the easiest thing to jerk off to. They do not necessarily have to be horney, they just can't keep there hands off their dick. A cheap wank is generally occurs when one is just bored and wants to blow easily.
One who has a Cheap Wank will jerk off to what ever gets them going easily.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.
by tcmate January 26, 2013
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wank wee

'Shit son I was with my hoe last night, and I was about to bust a nut and I accidentally Wank Wee'd on her face.'
by GPJYELLO November 28, 2014
mugGet the wank weemug.

wanking a goldfish

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street
Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street
by eastbender November 3, 2013
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cluster wank

a group of 5 or more people all masturbating together in a small space eg:a shed or tent.
jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed
by bettypage May 10, 2011
mugGet the cluster wankmug.

Flash-Wank

When a male masturbates at top speed leading to a not so pleasing climax.
Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.

Dude you should've gone for longer then
by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016
mugGet the Flash-Wankmug.

Persian wank

Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.
Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.
by BDDD44 October 9, 2023
mugGet the Persian wankmug.

Patty Wank

When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.
I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)
by Papa Josh July 16, 2009
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