A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health
A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park
by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020
Get the Puritan twatmug. 
by Lord Thunder Cunt May 17, 2006
Get the twat punchmug. Dude: I just watch this porn video with 3 chicks getting it on
Buddy: Oh, you saw a menage-a-twat flick
Buddy: Oh, you saw a menage-a-twat flick
by 1ezlife August 23, 2011
Get the Menage-a-twatmug. Someone who just annoys people with the shaw bucket and who likes coffee people just get annoyed by people like twat ends (:
by WEEE WEEEEE MOOO MOOOO CAT January 24, 2009
Get the Twat endmug. An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.
by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008
Get the Carrot Twatmug. During intercourse, the process during which the male inserts his testacles into the female's vagina and then proceeds to "pop" them out in a sudden motion.
Dude me and my girlfriend did the egg twat last night. I shoved my balls in there and popped them out so loud.
by texasjustice69 September 10, 2010
Get the egg twatmug.