"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018
Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
by Urban English honor student April 03, 2018
A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
by Sir Wayne December 07, 2014
When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
by SpicyTuna23 August 20, 2011
Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
by KitTurd October 26, 2023
A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.
by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019
The massive shit one takes the morning after eating everything in sight because you smoked so much satans lettuce. Thus, making it look like a tryceritops shat in your toilet.
by DentalDamnDebbie December 16, 2015