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Used throughout mid-west/East Coast areas to describe some person or event that is negative. Can be used to describe someone's lack of skill, something useless, an unfortunate event, basically anything that sucks
ex. 1:

"You missed the Steelers' game? That's fuckin' titty!"

ex 2:
"Zack is titty at baseball but he acts like he's the shit"

ex 3:
"Ms. Smith gave you a D on that paper? That's titty...I got an A"
titty by K$$$$ May 13, 2010
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Tatty Bouncer 

Pronounced "Tat - E - Bounce - Ur": A girl whose cleavage is really hanging out of a lowcut shirt. Usually worn at a bar or club, where said girl is dancing or bopping her tatties around in front of guys. The girl also probably loves NYC, Hoboken and of course,the Jersey Shore.

These girls always know the plan for the night and usually coordinate them.

Places Tatty Bouncers are found: DJais in Belmar, Bar A in Belmar, Jenkinsen's in Point Pleasant, Headliner in Neptune, Temptations in Seaside Heights, Neptunes in the Long Island, Bordy Barn in Long Island, Bahama Mama's in Hoboken, Black Bear in Hoboken, Sound Factory in NYC, Club Exit in NYC, Studio Four in Ft. Lee, Soundgarden in Lodi, Chevy's (for Cinco de Mayo)in Clifton...and many MANY more!

Also can be used as a verb...see examples.
Look at that Tatty Bouncer over there...Nice shirt, whore.

Are you going to go Bounce Your Tats tonight at Bar A?

Yo, Tatty Bouncer, what's the deal for tonight?

titty bounce

When a cat or dog or any other micealaneous animal jumps on your girlfriends tits while having intercourse
Damn dawg my girlfriend got titty bounced last night
Do you want some mince and tatties for dinner?

I fancy having a roll with tatty scone for breakfast.
Tatty by Mariposa87 January 19, 2013

Titty Master 

Simply a man who is the master of the titties, by grabbing them, owning them, etc. A man who can make the girl have sex with him on command.
Ry: yo what up man
McKee: nuttin just got back from casey's
Ry: what ya do
McKee: Let her know who is the titty master
Titty Master by pinkall April 28, 2006

titty sprinkles 

the breast fairy that sprinkles fairy dust on the breasts of girls around of age of 13 and 14 to make them grow larger, afterwards finding refuge in the cleavage
Damn, the titty sprinkles came early this year! God bless the titty sprinkles
titty sprinkles by J Cum October 25, 2007

Titty Bar 

Boys save your ones. We're going to the titty bar.