Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

by Taiiils January 21, 2011

Swag in a Bag

A phrase that describes an awesome situation or incident.

"Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"

"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"

"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"

"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"

by stubbzz November 28, 2013

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

by danns April 14, 2015

bag brain

someone that is just a bag. It's not something that just happens over night, it's a very much a gradual process. A bag brain is someone that smokes shit loads of pot most days of the week and pretty much become dependent on it. If someone is a bag they're usually pretty chill to be with as they're calm people themselves.

'Philip has turned into such a bag brain!''

'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'

by bag brain July 16, 2014

Jewel Bag

The male scrotum. Home of the family jewels.

My jewel bag is so smooth when it’s shorn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

shagged and bagged

In the event of a one night stand.

I shagged and bagged him.

by rachel x October 18, 2013

moose bag

A particularly ugly woman.

Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!

by wonky james September 18, 2017