dick without a pee hole

a clit; inferior penis

female part

by ThUmPeR! May 15, 2003

Get Out Of Jail Pee Card

A stratigically timed bathroom break used during a moment that you want to get out of

Amy: My friend and her boyfriend starting making out when i was with them at her house, so i used a get out of jail pee card.

Hilary: Nice strategy!

by xoKrysxo September 12, 2010

Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slam

When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.

I'm pissed at you and Colin for Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slamming me yesterday!

by username173 October 2, 2018

Why is my pee red day

On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms

Frank : Why are you searching that?
Perri : It's why is my pee red day.

by anonymous November 19, 2020

I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007

suck me where i pee

to suck a penis; give head; suck dick

Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.

by Corchardan June 29, 2008

STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.

EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...

by soccerbitch4 May 21, 2011