the haunted mountains

A woman’s breasts

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s

by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.

"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.

by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010

mountain dew

a drink that gives you supernatural powers.

mountain dew? dew the dew before the dew does you!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 27, 2021

Rocky Mountain express

A Willy Wonka Special that is performed west of the Rocky Mountains

Good lord, Will gave me a Rocky Mountain Express and it was NOT my cup of tea

by DillyDerk June 17, 2021

mountain brooke

A town that is a complete shit hole. Usually made of poor trailer trash shitty fucks. The people of a mountain brooke often claim to be from the Promised Land.

Shithead: "I'm from the promised land!"
normal person: "probably a mountain brooke town"

by dissipator January 2, 2014

Love Mountains

Boobies, boobs.
Something Nick likes.

Nick loves big love mountains like his sexy hot with a nice ass girlfriend Melissa has.

by Nickybear500 September 18, 2012

Mountain

Big Rock where no vegetation grows at the peak.

If your "mountain" has trees or grass at the top, it's a hill, not a mountain.

by Eggsploited March 15, 2025