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Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016
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The Bao Effect

When you get a girl friend and start to push your friends out of your life. Stating that they are still bestfriends but when ever plans are made they almost in definetly get cancelled last minute. You only see this individual when it benefits them.
1. "Hey, can you come look at my car? Its making a wierd noise again, Im kind of in a hurry."
2."Wow david ditched us for his girlfriend again
He must be suffering from The Bao Effect."
by Olden Mygroin November 27, 2017
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The ChrisPouwels effect

A strange occurance that may occur in many secondary schools. This phenomenon takes place when teachers are marking tests. The outstanding performance of a certain 'ChrisPouwels' student may make other students' work look inferior in comparision despite their work completely meeting the criteria for a high grade. As a result, the student will recieve a lower mark, and exibit side effects including severe rage against aforementioned 'ChrisPouwels.'
I got marked down because of ChrisPouwels. The ChrisPouwels effect took place again today.
by Dobby the house-gnome June 18, 2009
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The Linux Effect

The Linux effect is when a nerd is so fixated in messing around with his or her Linux computer (then fixing the results of said messing around) that he or she is oblivious to everything else.

This is known to cause displeased partners and messy bedrooms, among other things.
You can really see the Linux effect in Josh's room!
by JoshTheKing February 28, 2009
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The Curtis Effect

The Curtis Effect is the action in which a person has something done to them, but this person takes either way to long to realise what's happened (a major delayed reaction) or to over emphasise the action done to them, for example someone getting punched and the person that gets hit would fly across the room. This effect tends to take place to people with 100 subscriber YouTube channels and above (this isn't yet known why).
*Person 1 hits Person 2*
(Person 3) "Why did he go so far"
(Person 4) "Must be the Curtis Effect again"
by LilSqeezyWert September 13, 2018
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Sergo Effect

When you want to cure your depression by making new friends but you become more depressed.
-hi i need caring and support
-haha blocked you sike baldy haha
-bruh

sergo effect is being defined as lonely and sad so sad very sad
by turkroach January 25, 2021
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Twitch Effect

Revival or increase in popularity of an obscure or an older game after It's been streamed by popular twitch streamers.
DUDE! Among Us came out back in 2018 and people think its new, Even though it's not.
"Lol yeah, It's because of the Twitch effect"
by Nzeck September 16, 2020
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