bed

i dont have one.

I never sleep in a bed!

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.

"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."

by Privalux April 28, 2024

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!

by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024

Tanning Bed

Something you should get stuck in

Hey bro
Hi
Go die in a tanning bed

by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022

bed cylinder

Noun. Another term for dick while fucking in bed.

Krissy: Let’s fuck in bed!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!

by Wazy123 November 27, 2021

bed

a bed is a place where 2 people whoo love each other get to express their love.

person 1: hey, i really love you
person 2: i really love you too!!
person 1 lets take this to the bed..

by wet_noodles June 15, 2021