Durham Middle School

A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
by HomogenousLoser January 07, 2021
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Murchison Middle School

Murchison Middle School is a school that looks as if it was a prison, the students are always either hosting a fight week or making threats to the school. A school where the literal principal left.
Tylor: yo what school do you go to?
Alex: Murchison Middle School why?
by Shartcoke September 13, 2021
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Charlie Middle Finger

sticking up the middle finger without the thumb because charlie is a fukn weirdo
eww you just used the charlie middle finger what a fukn loser
by luv u December 28, 2020
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Triple Middle Finger

A sacred hand gesture that comes only to the worthy. Used ONLY when someone flips two birds. It's very simple, yet very satisfying.
The only teacher of the Triple Middle Finger is a man named "Chris Bukowski". Use with caution.
by GarrySucksLMAOKEKWLULW January 03, 2022
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Kenmore Middle School

basically if segregation was a place. this school is like swanson in the amount of diversity. but instead of being white it’s latino. the teachers might as well speak spanish as that’s the only language you will hear there. there are a few white kids who go there but by the time they graduate they are fluent in spanish and failing all of their classes.
Person A: “you went to kenmore Middle School?”
Person B: “Si
by danfan112 April 24, 2021
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Crestview Middle School

This is a place where people think they are cooler than others just because their popular. Also a natural habitat for the gays. You can find a wide variety of students like, depressed ones, happy ones, or just ones who have no care in the world what’s going on (which I respect them). I hope this helps you on our sad and pathetic school (jail/hell)🤠
Crestview Middle School is a place where kids think their going to jail bc it’s true
by 26something November 30, 2021
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Burns Middle School

The most shitty school. Looks like a jail. The teachers there don’t know how to teach. And especially mrs.rios and more.
by ..11 November 06, 2019
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