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nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
by a male woman May 5, 2017
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tell some jokes

smoke mariganja

it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"

"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"

"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012
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Inside Joke

An inside joke is when something funny happens and you never let your friend forget it. ever.
"Oh, look Jhon, they wrote John on the bowling alley screen, now I will occasionally call you John pronounced JO-HNNNN, forever on, this will be an inside joke!"
by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023
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lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes
by jason leland April 27, 2022
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robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.
"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke
by HMMS November 19, 2023
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joke

The link on Urban Dictionary when your friends take that joke a little too seriously.
Person A: Hey C you look as shitty as a camels abortion
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*
by kystor December 18, 2017
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