Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

Fruit Guy

nickname for rockstar Harry Styles

People really like that fruit guy huh.

by soupsalutations September 13, 2020

Cubed Fruit

Jordi Long

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit

by Shorid October 1, 2020

Cubed Fruit

Jordi long

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit

by Shorid October 1, 2020

Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011