Jimmy Blasted

Exclamation for when you get blown up by a creeper in Mine-craft.

Oh shit man, I just got Jimmy Blasted!!!

by moneymonkey123 January 28, 2018

Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick

have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty

by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017

Baja Blasted

The act of getting baked and eating Taco Bell

Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.

by Stevstot June 22, 2021

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.

"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"

by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024

Pineapple blast

When somebody sticks a pineapple up their anus

Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What

A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass

by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022

blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021