Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet
My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard
by Asshole110 October 30, 2019
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Shit Flick

«Damn, I had a really good shit flick today»
«I had such a good shit flick in the toilet right now»
by Captain Snabeltooth December 17, 2020
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Covid Shits

The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.
Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.
by Helostlol March 16, 2021
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Psycho shit

1: yo this chick threw her backpack at me and started cussing out the professor in 3rd

2: man she must have been on some psycho shit
by cinimodde September 23, 2018
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Shit canoe

Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.
The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!
by Tesax May 09, 2021
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Shit-Towel

An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
Dude, we're out of buttwipe. You'll have to use this shit-towel.
by Herman P. Willis October 17, 2006
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shit-fractal

Usually applied to computer software or a system that's a mess at every level. The more you investigate the problem, the more problems turn-up in a seemingly never-ending fractal of shit.
"This entire system was written by retards. It's just shit, built on shit, built on shit. It's a shit-fractal."
by MyPseudonymNameWasTaken March 07, 2013
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