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by TestingPurpose January 30, 2024

Cuck Testing

When a girl is trying to determine what she can get away with in front of her boyfriend by gradually increasing her sexual nature with another guy in front of him.

Dave didn't think much about his girlfriend's playful banter with the waiter, but when she started to make out with him, he knew he knew she was cuck testing him.

by Orangexylem11 April 14, 2023

Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.

Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.

Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.

by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024

The Pinky test

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.

That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?

by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018

nuclear test

Masturbation

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!

by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017