(Must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)
With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.
Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.
Throw it in your significant others face.
With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.
Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.
Throw it in your significant others face.
(man in the shower with girlfriend)
Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!
*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment
Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!
*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment
by Bumslaw March 03, 2010
A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.
Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
by ring-tailed roarer March 18, 2011
noun.
a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.
a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.
<scene>hipster taking off pants</scene>
Whoa, what's that smell? did I just fart? I don't remember--Oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.
I can't believe I hipster farted. How tres embarra-silly.
Whoa, what's that smell? did I just fart? I don't remember--Oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.
I can't believe I hipster farted. How tres embarra-silly.
by B. Dang November 13, 2009
by Havoq May 09, 2005
A person who is interested in smelling farts in a close range from the anus.Some like to breathe large amounts of fart gas until they pass out.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004
A fart that is released by someone who is sick and has diarrhea. Whomever lets a mud fart will be delighted to find a creamy thick liquid that is somewhat similar to warm mud.
by DirtyBabyBunny September 12, 2005