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if you try to go to the restaurant and order one taco, the police will put you in jail before you release that bomb into the toilet. Taco Bell has some of the most bomb threats in the world, all of which are a threat to the toilet.
Hey Kyle!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!
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Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
Taco beard by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021
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"That chalupa from Taco Bell hurt me and gave me explosive diarrhea."
Taco Bell by ninjateamstudios February 28, 2021
Super dangerous nucular tacos are old here, they are know to always make a big bang when you go to the washroom. whenever you do go. the entire washroom will be brown. some big bangs go off in there. ya know when they fired that one guy for eating 40 tacos in the back room? yeah that's what everybody thought was USA testing another nucular bomb. one time is all it takes for the biggest nuke ever with 1000000 megatons of TNT from that blast.
James:Sweet i'm going to Taco bell!
Kyle: don't go there its nucular warfare
James: nah i'm going

20 Minutes late
The News on TV: Recent event the Taco bell has blown up from too much taco bell explosions going off. the culprit was James

Taco Summer 

Dont worry about it.
It’s TACO SUMMER!!!!! 🌮

Taco meat 

Slang word for pp tip
Dude your taco meat is saggy
Taco meat by Valk99 June 29, 2021