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Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.
John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020
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Spider

Eche is such a freaken spider
by Knowledge102 February 24, 2020
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spider

THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.
Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE
by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020
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Sideshag

This is where your partner shags you from the side while spooning, while also massaging your back. Only true OGs can complete this
How are you today?
I’m good but can’t walk.
Why?
I got sideshagged for hours last night.
by Jladdd April 15, 2020
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Spider

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.
Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?

Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.

Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.

Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.

Roman: Spider curtain-

Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.

Roman: Okay...
by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020
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Spider-Man

A superhero character created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He is portrayed by Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and most recently Tom Holland. Bitten by a radioactive spider, high school student Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man. He was originally a wrestler, but he missed his Uncle Ben so he became a superhero.
1. Spider-Man is a cool hero.
2. Wow James, the new Spider-Man movie is great!
by Yoghurt With Sprinkles April 28, 2020
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spiderection

when you watch spiderman and you like him a little too much, whats how you get a spiderection
"are you watching spiderman, wait you have a spiderection over him"
by epicbrakon May 13, 2020
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