scoop glasses

Glasses worn by some chick who’s either really cool or super lame no in between not the OG scoop apparel but still pretty rad

Wow she’s wearing scoop glasses she MIGHT be chill but hard telling.

by Mashedhellspawn March 22, 2022

Snoopybum

A person with skidmarks in their, usually white, underwear. The stains look like Snoopy the dog, hence Snoopybum.

"Urgh, I didn't get a clean break earlier, mum's going to think I'm a right Snoopybum"

by Snoopybum March 23, 2022

Scoop Slap

Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.

(Sort of akin to a towel snap)

I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!

by Hyde P April 5, 2022

scoopervision

Monitoring how someone shovels snow, cleans da litterbox, etc.

Even fairly-small children can easily learn how to use simple beach-toy implements to build a sandcastle, so there should be little need for adult scoopervision once they get da hang of it.

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022