squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 01, 2011

Queef whistle

When a females vagina lets out high pitch whistle

No that was in a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle

by [e-mail] August 13, 2017

mountain queef

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.

“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”

by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023

queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it

i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face

by the_liger_way May 02, 2019

Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise

After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.

by Xanthern November 20, 2018

Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound exuded from an individuals mouth that sounds a lot like a vaginal queef. NOT to be confused with a burp. A mouth queef is without control from the person peforming the mouth queef.

person A: lol he just burped
person B: nah G, that was a mouth queef

by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 19, 2018