Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 30, 2022

Poly player

Poly player - someone who thinks being a player is fine because he believes in polygamy.

Tony is such a poly player, he's dating 4 chicks right now and says it's because he's a polygamous guy.

by Itsajokejames April 10, 2022

Power Players

A tvshow based on the amazing "Miraculous Ladybug: Tales of ladybug and cat noir" by Zag Heroez aswell as Disney.

Jack: ey bro you watch power players?
Zack: Nah bruh i will try tho.
Jack: Oksee ya After you seen it bro

Both: *Secret handshake*
Ladybug: Bug out!
Cat Noir: Hey wait!
Action Axel: Hey what the-
Bearbarian: Lets move axel!
Sarge Charge: Come on kid!
Bobbie blobby: Lets figure out the disturbance!
*Power Players End Credits Play*

by GokaiFan2022 April 15, 2022

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

motu player

the one who is bad at the game but sweats a lot

gets toxic and rages a lot
refreshdz is one of a prime example

kattar mirage and wu shang user

bhay ayan toh motu player hai bahut

by Asligaan April 17, 2022

Player's

A party for players, onl the true players are welcome

"When the player's ball is happenin, all day every day" -- OutKast

by Steph January 2, 2005

The Record Player

Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.

Wow, the record player is cool.

by Buttmaster April 1, 2003