piping-mad

Extremely mad, steaming mad. Explosive anger when one turns red in the face, blood pressure gets high & curses loudly.
He was piping-mad about being told to leave the family reunion in front of his children.
by DKNY104 August 04, 2015
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flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.
Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.
by itssojoever May 02, 2024
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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
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Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes
I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.
by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 20, 2024
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Pipe ting

Yo check out that girl over there, she a pipe ting
by Pipeting October 09, 2018
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canadian peace pipe

A three way sexual encounter with two males and one female involving copious amounts of "eh's" and the participants complimenting each other throughout. There must also be a container of Maple Syrup present. Does not necessarily have to take place on Canadian soil.
Sharron told her sorority sister that she really hopes Paul and Lester Canadian peace pipe her in her dorm room after the kegger.
by pecs for dayz November 06, 2013
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earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds
Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.
by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018
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