dick without a pee hole

a clit; inferior penis

female part

by ThUmPeR! May 16, 2003

Get Out Of Jail Pee Card

A stratigically timed bathroom break used during a moment that you want to get out of

Amy: My friend and her boyfriend starting making out when i was with them at her house, so i used a get out of jail pee card.

Hilary: Nice strategy!

by xoKrysxo September 12, 2010

Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slam

When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.

I'm pissed at you and Colin for Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slamming me yesterday!

by username173 October 02, 2018

Why is my pee red day

On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms

Frank : Why are you searching that?
Perri : It's why is my pee red day.

by November 20, 2020

I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

by Raindrops on Roses November 17, 2007

let me pee on your chest

if you say this, you're going to hell.

person 1 : let me pee on your chest
person 2 : ok sure
person 1 : *pees on person 2's chest*
person 2 : dude what the hell i was joking you pervert

by i hate eating people's hair February 07, 2022

suck me where i pee

to suck a penis; give head; suck dick

Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.

by Corchardan June 29, 2008