Synchronized pee 

The act of peeing at the same time as someone by accident in different stalls. This is a rare occurence which happens mostly when two friends walk into their stalls at the same time and just so happen to begin peeing at the exact same time... This can sometimes be painful due to trying not to laugh too hard while trying to pee.

Valerie: Remember that one time we peed at the same time by accident??
Amanda: haha yeah! Synchronized pee!!!

Synchronized pee by tinytubs11 July 16, 2019

Fork in the Pee 

The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.

Guy: I had to pee so bad, but I had a fork in the pee and went on the floor.

Fork in the Pee by Stik E June 13, 2009

id let her pee in my face 

A phrase used to describe a girls hotness

"damn did you see Hopes black g string sticking out of her pants, Id let her pee in my face just to see between her legs"

id let her pee in my face by Ratheon August 24, 2007

Brother's pee

The act of multiple males using one toilet at the same time to unirate. Generally requires the men the share a very close connection, either by blood or by fraternity.

(Multiple males at party) I've got to piss. Me too. Me too. Brother's pee.

Brother's pee by pauliejr October 6, 2006

tea-pee 

The incredibly long and satisfying pee you take after enjoying your morning cup of tea.

Hey Fred, my latest tea-pee lasted well over a minute. Dan in accounting came in after I started peeing, took a leak at the urinal next to me, washed his hands and left while I was still flowing.

tea-pee by MikeW88 March 27, 2009

the pee pee game 

a game in which you grab, touch, or hit your male friends genitalia

oh i got ya! i touched your pee pee! the more you touch other pee pee's you are the winner of the pee pee game!

the pee pee game by j ron April 5, 2008

I have to pee like a monster 

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

I have to pee like a monster by Emory February 12, 2006