confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

Tonsil fishing

When u hook on to someone’s tonsils and never let go. This is the best way to fresh kiss a person.

Tonsil fishing is the best thing ever.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

trumpet fish

a fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night and this morning the trumpet fish were running wild.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002

Fish-Egg

A ship between an egg and a fish

Omg Fish-egg are so cute

by M69 memes February 28, 2017

fishing for Os

when a girl is masturbating

Today I caught Mary in her bedroom fishing for Os.

by surfgurl89 January 24, 2009

Tuna Fish

The chicken of the sea.

Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"

by The_Buddy August 13, 2010

Fish Net

Fish net (n.)
When anal hairs cross from one cheek to the other to form a net structure that slices faesces into thin slithers of smaller proportions.

His fishnet splits his shit into bite-size chunks!

by Abesbox August 24, 2004