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Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them
When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner
by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024
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Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.
John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face
by sdfern1 May 4, 2010
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pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive system when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .
Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on
by T4pedro June 27, 2014
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Jet Boat

A boat that is propelled by water being thrusted through a impellor inside a housing, Paradise Jet Boating is the best Jet Boating company in Australia and use water jets
Those jet boats are able to go in very shallow water
by 001.427 July 18, 2021
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Steam Boating

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.
Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.
by Samuel Clams. July 12, 2014
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hold the boat

1. Telling somebody to wait or stop doing something.

2. It can also be used as an expression of surprise or anger.
"Hold the boat! Don't move! There's oncoming traffic!"

"Hold the boat! You're telling me the homework was supposed to be due today? Dang it!"
by JontyMaster June 3, 2022
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FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
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