Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Hood Crazy

A person who is ghetto and will never change. They may carry themselves classy, but deep down they are a product of the hood and does everything in a "Hood" manner. They have their own grammar, understanding, beliefs and at least one family member who's in prison.

Also, a woman/girl can be turned into {Hood Crazyif she dates a guy who exposes her to his hood.

"He do not know how to act in the suburbs, because he's too Hood Crazy"

OR

"Ever since she started dating that guy, she's been acting Hood Crazy

by Teddy Cash January 16, 2014

hood grilled cheese

The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese

"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by Uglyassheadassboi September 03, 2023

hood bankruptcy

Selling your cardano crypto currency because you need money to survive.

Omar El Souessy declared hood bankruptcy by selling his crypto.

by munde0 March 22, 2022

Arkansas Hooded Merganser

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.

She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.

by AmishRakeFighter November 28, 2024

Red hood

This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins

This mf is red hood

by Base69 November 24, 2021

Pig Hood

A vagina, one in which you'd like to eat like bacon.

Man! I when to chow town on some top tier pig hood last night!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021