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John West

Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.
That lad is absolutely John West.
by a_ev.ans May 3, 2019
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jack/john

A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit
OMG, he is so Jack/John
by JACKLOPEEEE May 7, 2018
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jimmy john

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.
John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.
by The manliest November 17, 2017
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John Peterson

A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.

Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"

guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
by anonymous anonyman January 19, 2013
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John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.
As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.
by hackysackman February 18, 2021
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Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.
Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."
by nlbduhelsh March 27, 2011
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john swan

john swan is a mute swan he is an amazing youtuber and worthy of being stanned 💞💞💞
"hold up is that john swan?"

"yeah"

"damn he's really COOL"
by CliffsX June 2, 2019
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