When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no
by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023
Get the The Morgan Tax mug.Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.
Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.
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When you are blessed to have the chance to date a man much younger, much better looking than you, way out of your league because you intentionally put heroin or fentanyl in front of his face and got him to relapse so you could snake your way back into his life
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Years after she got her unusual education from Hogwarts, she went back to her Alma Mater as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and demonstrated the spell she devised to remove pain with her father as a test subject in front of her colleagues: Professors Percival Rackham, San Bakar, Charles Rookwood and Headmistress Niamh Fitzgerald. The four were part of the Keepers: a secret group who guards Ancient Magic from malicious hands, and all of them were concerned, appalled and a bit terrified of what she had done. They tried to convince her to stop, but she never listened. It reached to the point she forcefully took the pain of Headmistress Fitzgerald with her spell and seemed to inhale it for power, but it never stopped there. She even took pain from HOGWARTS STUDENTS and turned HER FATHER into an emotionless husk, resulting to her death when the Keepers confronted her. She died believing to her delusions. She died learning little to nothing about the consequences of tapping the unknown too enthusiastically.
May we learn from her errors.
Years after she got her unusual education from Hogwarts, she went back to her Alma Mater as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and demonstrated the spell she devised to remove pain with her father as a test subject in front of her colleagues: Professors Percival Rackham, San Bakar, Charles Rookwood and Headmistress Niamh Fitzgerald. The four were part of the Keepers: a secret group who guards Ancient Magic from malicious hands, and all of them were concerned, appalled and a bit terrified of what she had done. They tried to convince her to stop, but she never listened. It reached to the point she forcefully took the pain of Headmistress Fitzgerald with her spell and seemed to inhale it for power, but it never stopped there. She even took pain from HOGWARTS STUDENTS and turned HER FATHER into an emotionless husk, resulting to her death when the Keepers confronted her. She died believing to her delusions. She died learning little to nothing about the consequences of tapping the unknown too enthusiastically.
May we learn from her errors.
Isidora Morganach's intentions may be pure, but she never realized the path she opened leads to the fires of Hell.
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Discovered in the morally questionable journalism, methods of discussion/debate, pedantic and childish mentality of British journalist/talk show-host Piers Morgan
Discovered in the morally questionable journalism, methods of discussion/debate, pedantic and childish mentality of British journalist/talk show-host Piers Morgan
"You can't just Piers-Morganistically declare that to be the case without facts or evidence."
"The way that guy talks is so Piers-Morganistic, it's unbearable."
"Harassing a woman in her hospital bed to get a scoop for a newspaper is rather Piers-Morganistic.
"The way that guy talks is so Piers-Morganistic, it's unbearable."
"Harassing a woman in her hospital bed to get a scoop for a newspaper is rather Piers-Morganistic.
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