Morninging 

Getting up early in the morning and doing morning stuff

I'm not very good at morninging before my first cup of coffee

Morninging by Fyrest@rteR September 12, 2018

Morning mouthwash 

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash

Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!

Morning mouthwash by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018

morningu 

A weeby way of saying "morning"

An attempt to mimic the pronunciation of a Japanese English word モーニング (pronounced like: Moh-Nin-Gu),
especially seen on twitter or other SNS among people, often with anime girl pictures.

As there is no phonetic character that ends with a consonance in Japanese (except n),
often, putting a vowel to the end of a word makes it like Japanese.

Other examples can be husbando, waifu.

Jack: Good Morningu.
Tom: Morningu, Jack san!

morningu by PerplexedCat November 6, 2018

Morning Blossom 

Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".

Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!

Morning Blossom by Bichoman December 8, 2018

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

Morning Glory by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

Morning Traffic Jam by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

Morning Boffee 

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

Morning Boffee by Urban mythic January 14, 2019