Matthew Colpus

A literal God

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"

by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018

Matthew

People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.

John "hey what's up Matt!"

Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"

John "oh yea bible guy"

by SL_lME October 6, 2021

Matthew Capriotti

Biggest qt on the planet and Oliver da Goat 2024

Oliver Van Aken for president: Matthew Capriotti approves this message.

by Matthew Capriotti November 14, 2020

Matthew

Matthew Is just a guy who's very, very, gay an has a giant gaping boy pussy and very much loves to be dominated by hot steamy goodlooking males who want to assert their dominance upon him

Dominate him like his name is Matthew

by MoneySalazar February 17, 2024

Matthew

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁

“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”

by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021

Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.

Matthew can suck a weiner

by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025