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Marching Band

Exactly what the word implies. A band that marches, usually in formation, on a football field.

I have played Trumpet and Violin, I have been in jazz band, and I have watched my schools marching band practice. We have over 200 members and are near top in the country. (Fairmont Highschool). This being said I will begin my rant.

Marching Band takes skill and time and I respect it's members but it is NOWHERE near as demanding as football. I have heard the "8 hour practices in the 90 degree weather a month before school starts" stuff. Football is a year round sport. During the summer (the WHOLE summer), players practice in full pads sometimes more than twice a day, every day. Players take brutal hits and must always be on top of their assignments. If you have not played on a football team then you will not understand the vast knowledge of the game and mental/physical toughness it takes to be a football player. There are hundreds of plays and dozens of formations that every player is expected to know. The work football players do makes the Marching Band look laughable. Just face it Marching Band kids, you do not work harder than football kids. The only thing you have on football is that you can play instruments while marching in formation.

The truth hurts doesnt it?

This definition will have tons of thumbs down which just goes to show how every overzealous band member can't just admit that there ARE in fact people that work harder than them.
Mr. Marching Band Member: Oh my god, marching band was sooooo hard today! We had to practice for 8 hours in the 90 degree weather. One of our coaches got mad at us and made us run FIVE 20 YARD SPRINTS!

Mr. Football Player: Really? I had a hard day too. We had to be at the field at 6:00 a.m. for a 2 hour lifting and conditioning session. We came back at 12 and practiced for 3 hours in full pads. We put in 15 new plays and 3 new formations but our offensive linemen kept jumping off sides so our coaches made us run 100 yard sprints until we puked. Three of our players passed out from heat exhaustion. We had a one hour break and then had another practice session. Well, I better go, I have to get up at 5:45 tomorrow.
by Shopezor September 29, 2008
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18th march

two women, usually names beginning with D and L are born on this day, they are very loud and very opinionated. They really dislike there kids and would rather go to the pub for a drink.
Omg it’s the 18th March and Donna and Lisa locked their kids in a cage and went to the pub for some drinks
by secretwriter March 1, 2020
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March 25th

If you were born on this day, you're a feral rat bastard.
Dude 1: "Yo that bitch just bit me!"

Dude 2: "Oh she must have been born on March 25th
by Ifuckedyourmmum'sdog October 16, 2019
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march 23rd

The day where all the rejects are born, and nobody wishes they ever survived the 25 week mark.
"see that bitch over there? She's such a degenerate!"
"yeah, she must be a march 23rd"
by Quaildro October 15, 2019
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March 18th

A day that a large portion of American Citizens spend throwing up and/or sleeping.
"I hate living through March 18ths"

"Wow, no one is out today. I swear, it is March 18th"
by treeclimber79 July 5, 2009
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March 26th

In Jackson Hole, WY it is the last day before Spring Break. Due to this, all of the teachers decide to give copious amounts of work due that day. This is not coincidental, it is a devious plot to undermine the confidence of all the students in both themselves and life in general.
March 26th is balls. I have four different papers due that day.
by MaJigger March 23, 2009
mugGet the March 26thmug.

March 8

March 8 is the day the stinkiest vaginas are born. If you are born on this day you have no butthole and you shit out of your genitals.
Oh it's March 8? Some bitches are gonna have stinky pussies today!
by poopycoochy October 18, 2019
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