Liam

Liam is a word to describe every type of stupid and more. Liam is this: I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
Person 1: *puts salsa on a stick of butter and proceeds to eat it*

Person 2: "Woah dude, you're being a real Liam right noe
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Liam is a type of guy that is mean to you and pulls your hair

Sometimes he’s a bitch but you well understand hem when you get to know hem

Better because he’s a type of person who doesn’t like you at first

But then he well like ( have a BIG CRUSH on you ) so just be carful with a Liam
Person 1:look at the sexy man

Person 2: ikr he might be a Liam :)
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massive cock, unholy rizz (will take ya women) has a lot of skill and friends, will hype em selfs up
dude#1 yo i caught a glimpse of liam’s cock it was huuuge
dude#2 all right bro that’s gay as fuck but yeah shit came right off a horse
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rich guy that acts super straight but secretly watches gay porn, yet still follows any hot girl he sees on sight. Loves addison rae and ash kaash and has beat his dick to 9 asians women in a single daddy daddy daddy daddy
Some Dude: are you gay?
Liam: No look I follow every hot girls and their porn accounts.
Some Dude: Then why do you have gay porn in your search history?
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Friend: who are you marrying?
Siwan: Liam of course
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A kind guy with a big, has the best of friends and a big pe pe
Liam so cute, wish I could get in his bed
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He is handsom, has a massive cock and curly hair. Liam is funny and pulls all the chicks.
Man i wish i was Liam
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