What complete twats call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent.
"Lee Martin sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a whizzkid"
by Dissibblerwobbler September 9, 2003