king hell

Shortened version of fucking hell.

"Look at that!"
"King hell!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

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Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.

"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"

by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008

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kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

by GTips July 21, 2017

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King Nakee

The morning after sex, simply great..you wake up bare and don't feel like putting clothes on, so you wrap the covers around you, like a cape, all the while you claim you are infact the King Nakee!

Women: Wow that was amazing sex!
Man: Well what do you expect, Im King Nakee
Women: You got that right, so how bout you take those covers off?
Men: Go fuck yourself. Im King Nakee!

by Mr.Ballzee December 17, 2008

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King James

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.

Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!

by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013

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