Jonesing

Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".

Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"

by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008

jonessia

Jonessia is the sweet, cute, chill, and goofy. Everyone around here has a better day simply because of her vibe. She loves strong. Jonessia has a open mind. She's positive all the time. She makes sure everyone is happy. Her goals in life are amazing. Everything in her life is great she is just looking for the one. If Jonessia is in your life your guaranteed happiness.

Jonessia said " Everything happens for a reason and you got to stay strong through everything. Where a smile because life is to short to be stressed!"

by MsJojo March 14, 2017

Jonessi

Best mom ever

Who’s tha- oh it’s the best mom ever Jonessi

by Mr eggggggg April 11, 2023

joneski

A person who is whipped, or will do whatever their significant other wants.

Tony: You are going to the crafts fair instead of to the game?
Pat: Yes, Louisa is really into that kind of that stuff
Tony: Stop being a joneski and come to the game.

by cubansandwich July 3, 2010

Jbness

a gangster term for leader, mostly used by rock stars, gangsters, hippie etc.

Im the Jbness of this clan

by Dark$ide November 16, 2010

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013

Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

by king dream November 25, 2013