philip jones

a person who is allergic to everything

he just got a rash from sea food, he's a philip jones

by PORKIEZ January 29, 2019

richmond jones

This man is very hard working and he will do what ever he set's his mind to. He is very funny, and he is very convincing at times.

*Someone Cool*

"What a man, he must be a Richmond Jones"

by White Girl 01 August 30, 2018

Cam Jones

A guy normally with a very huge horsecock, can usually use his brat as a 3rd leg to fall on to an extra peg like a stool

Wow that Cam Jones really has a tripod brat, it must drag on defenders faces when he hurdles them

by Dope Human September 9, 2018

Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018

katelyn jones

Katelyn jones is a wonderful girl who is an awsome listener and will love their partner like it’s their last time with them

Katelyn jones has arrived everyone run To her

by Katelyn James May 28, 2018

mael jones

A person who has a very short temper and I angry all the time no matter what. And Is like dobby someone's bitch

That person is a mael jones

by Cyniful June 6, 2018

Hailey Jones

Hailey is a backstabbing person who her friends hate. She won’t let not be her friend because she is a piece of crap. Every time you bring up something she said she will be like “ I never said that. When did I say that. I don’t remember ever saying that.”

“ Hailey I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend.”
“ Why, what did I do?”
“ Your an asshole who said I was a hoe and I suck dick for breakfast”
“ I didn’t say that, I don’t remember ever saying those things.”
“ go away Hailey.”
“But,but,but wait”
“Shut up Hailey Jones”

by Ur daddy lesbian June 11, 2018