Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.
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Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"
guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
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Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564
Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche
John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"
Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564
Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche
John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"
Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
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He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot
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Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD
Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD
Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud
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Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."
Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."
Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."
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