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Jerk hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
Jack threw yet another school bully in the Jerk hole.

"Another one for the Jerk hole".
by jojofire12 February 1, 2018
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Jerk

someone who is an ass not nice not cool just lame and they feel bad about themselves tho make others feel bad to make them feel better. Someone I know and I know a lot about
See the kid over their he laughs at me blows kisses to me the other day he held my hand with out permission he is one super jerk
by Swanny February 7, 2018
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jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
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Little jerk chicken

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.
by Mr. Cornelious III December 4, 2019
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Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
by ChadDad December 9, 2019
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Tear jerk

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.
by Banana12Child December 9, 2019
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Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
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