Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

Bacon station

Bacon station is slang for police station

I parked across from the bacon station

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

Bacon tug

Gay men utilise a gag reflex technique while enjoying anal sex. The receiver swallows a piece of bacon on a string, the giver pulls the string on the point of ejaculation so the receiver gags and clenches their ring piece to enhance the moment or even delay the spurt. Rarely used between heterosexual couples.

Aaron was about to cum and did the bacon tug, John crimped his ring so hard it clamped down tight on Aaron's cock.

by CountLippe February 11, 2021

Bacon

you get with younger people.

like a pedophile

jess halliwell is a bacon

by Gdk beetlethug June 2, 2025

Cereal Bacon Flakes

A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".

Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game

Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C

by me oh meee October 13, 2023

Bacon

Kakashi ABA mainer who gets all the fucking bitches. He has a respectful fighting style and is a noble man.

"BACON STOP RUNNING"
"It's my fighting style"

by Inima May 22, 2022