Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.

"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"

by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).

Good morning.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart

ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022