Class 1 Nooner

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars

That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard

by 247tray October 26, 2024

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Olympic Class Dumbass

me

Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.

by WTMS369 January 11, 2021

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Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

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The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.

Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.

by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022

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upper class trashy

When you're not desperate loser trashy, but you're not exactly popular trashy.

Omg Gurl, we are just too Upper Class Trashy

by fudgepopsicles May 11, 2016

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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.

Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021

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