hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

hot teacher by nintengeek May 2, 2011

Hot Search Box 

A annoying spyware program that creates pop ups which reinstall the program.

Duh... I want to search for viagra...

Hot Search Box by Kyle White May 25, 2004

hot runnies 

Having an incredible case of the squirts and/or trots.

This could be due to an incredible weekend of Binge drinking and fast food, etc

"Ma'am we are out of toilet paper in the room, and I have an incredible case of the Hot Runnies."

hot runnies by JHR December 3, 2007

hot tamale house 

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

hot tamale house by Jon64Bailey October 3, 2008

Hot Tams

Another word for the Hot Tamales (the candy). Usually used while playing cards w/ friends.

Hey, Daniel, pass the Hot Tams

Hot Tams by Nikkonikko August 15, 2009

Hot Bill 

Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you put seran wrap over someone's face and take a dump on it...however, the dumper spends the previous evening eating a large amount of old moldy fruit (primarily strawberries) for maximum effect...

Steve ate nothing but moldy strawberries all last night, and woke me up with the most amazing Hot Bill this morning....

Hot Bill by Serialcarpins August 30, 2009

Hot Schiavo 

To be in a vegetative state and have someone take a hot steaming duke on you.

Nicole drank way too much joose last night! So as soon as she passed out on the futon i gave her a Hot Schiavo!!!

Hot Schiavo by skeetshooter48195 June 19, 2010