When you make a bet and then renege on it like a hack radio personality carpet bagging in Cleveland from Denver. Never do this- you will be branded as scum for life.
Aaron Goldhammer said he would eat poo if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield. They did and Aaron was caught pulling a hammer and refused to pay up on his bet.
by Reflog_18 June 11, 2018

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.
God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.
by godimperator January 12, 2018

She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)
by Cutienesspelities November 28, 2022

“He was sporting some serious hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”
by FeloniusMunk April 19, 2025

by MCB95 May 15, 2016

Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.
Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!
Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!
by Dvlsadvk8 July 2, 2021

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way
Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
