I Got A Big Penis

The biggest lie ever told by a man (or possibly, a woman)

Lady GaGa: I got a big penis.
Me: Good on- I believe it.

by PseudonyMaName October 17, 2011

This Shit Just Got Real

a phrase used when watching a movie to piss people off. used when the movie gets a little more serious.

(The movie goes to a serious/stupid part)
jake: dude this shit just got real
allison: shut the fuck up! your so annoying

by DOMINATORzzz February 20, 2011

joo got raoned

Quote used inside the game Gunbound. It's used when someone gets beaten badly or when someone uses Raon good.

Person: Ow, I got hurt for 700 dmg.
Me: Joo got raoned.

by zevii July 23, 2004

you gots shots

a compliment! said to someone who is good at something! someone thats good at basketball, some one thats good at picking up girls! someone thats good at something! originated while i was playing basketball! everyone said i sucked, then i got like 10 in a row in and someone in the crowed yelled, "YO YOU GOTS SHOTS!"

'YO, you gots shots homie!"

by NTP May 31, 2006

got my attention

It means now you made me angry

When you drank my whiskey, then added water to the bottle in an attempt to cover it up, you got my attention

by Jimi keats July 06, 2017

I got that good pussy

The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.

Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"

by David P. March 20, 2008

you just got beaned

Getting beaned is the equivalent of getting played.

Duuuuude, did you hear
What?
You just got beaned by a girl
Whoooaaaaaa shit

by SNAAAAAAAAAKE June 16, 2017