The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese
Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)
Crackhead Ronny made his special French Canadian Poutine with his special twist, piss and shit
A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.
Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.
Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.
Where 2 guys and 1 girl participate in the Eiffel Tower. The girl is getting penetrated through the mouth and behind while the 2 guys hold hands. The French tourist is where a few more participants join in and gets a selfie with the Eiffel Tower. They are the tourists getting a photo with the Eiffel Tower. The French tourist is filth for big groups of sex thrived animals.
I had a great night doing the French Tourist with the mrs and my mates. I have some banging photos of the Eiffel Tower.
Sentence:
"Damn girl I think I might be Pregnant. I was French Dancing with my man all night without a Condom."
-French Dancing DOES NOT include Oral Sex-