Joke

Someone who has no father, thinks the world revolves around them and have crusty dusty musty and not even crunchy lips( please put on Vaseline)

Did you see that joke called omp..

by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023

Inside joke

And inside joke is something that Urban Dictionary doesn't allow in their definitions.

Urban dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
Me: "Ok."

by Potatoes and Milk October 16, 2023

Joke

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.

What does a joke crossed with a rhetorical question make? …

by fia.m.felmy November 20, 2021

Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Joke

Got u nooob

This is a joke

bruh joke

by Fucker\ September 8, 2020

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

LUL Joke

Jokes that consist of a person opening with:
p1: "What type of jokes are allowed at a _____"
p2: "all"
p1: "something related to the first blank jokes"
p1: "LUL"

a LUL joke By Francisco Benez
"What type of jokes are allowed on the toilet"
"all"
"Poop jokes"
"LUL"

by Spipmadid January 27, 2021