The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.

by Dapone September 30, 2019

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Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019

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Bali Flip Flop

When two guys cover the bed with flowers, have sex while taking turns being the bottom, all while having diarrhea from the dirty East Asian local water.

“Hey Scotty, the vaca here in Bali is great, want to celebrate with a little butt sex?”
"Only if we take turns being the bottom"
“That drink at dinner has me messed up, so this could get ugly”
“Did someone order the ‘Bali Flip Flop’?”
"I'm ready..."

by Dirty BDB May 15, 2020

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on the flip flop

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind

-monika said one thing and did another
-well i guess shes on the flip flop

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

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