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Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother

Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy

Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy
It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.
by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021
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Family

Someone who has your back. Someone who is always there for you in the right time. Someone you can trust.
by NIAH 2K7 March 15, 2020
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dobyns family

A amazing family that loves and cares for each other and usually has at least one crazy person of them but they love each other and try to stay together and put family before anything.
The dobyns family is so sweet.
by Lovelivelaugh. April 12, 2022
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NineEx family

Da infamous '80's-and-'90's-era northeastern-United-States mega-biz in wired communications dat had "scored a perfect ten" as far as da "number" of company-names dat it had "dialed up" (i.e., acquired) --- and then often "slammed down da receiver on" (i.e., tossed away again) --- over da decades.
Well, da 1984 radio-ad did indeed actually state dat "The Bell System is breaking up", so maybe their calling themselves da "NineEx family" isn't such a "phony" name, after all; I imagine dat da "book" of their "call history" --- i.e., past corporate-affiliation evolution --- contains a lot of "yeller pages", in dat many of da corporations dat they had previously "hung up on" were quite loudly opposed to said "disconnections"!
by QuacksO April 7, 2025
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Musso Family

The family of italians, mostly well known for having a nonna that cooks better then gordan ramsey.

This nonna can cook basically anything you ask for, the best part of this nonna is she gives you 100$ for your birthday.

The musso family are very likeable people, some people wish to have a musso family member as there friends.

The italian family are also known for a certain child in the family with a massive head. it’s not hard to miss it.
person 1: “im from the musso family”

person 2: “do you want to be friends?”
by skskskksk12 August 26, 2019
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Bootiful family group chat

An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”

Person: “no I’m-”

Ali: “ELI!”

Eli: “hello.”

Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”

Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”

Person: “oh- okay”

That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 2, 2023
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May my family die

Expression used for convincing someone about something
Example 1
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road
by Dodel September 5, 2018
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